SATIRE: Don Lemon blames Caribbean Sea earthquake on Trump for promoting under-sea fracking

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Don Lemon blames Caribbean Sea earthquake on Trump for promoting under-sea fracking

Carlos Delicto, Aboard Fishing Trawler near Cayman Islands

CNN political commentator Don Lemon – who as earlier reported is undergoing a gender alteration process to become Donna Lemon – blamed President Trump for the recent underwater 7.7 magnitude earthquake in the Caribbean Sea near Cuba, Jamaica and the Cayman Islands.

In his opening monologue during a recent broadcast Lemon said,

“The responsibility for this potential tragedy lays squarely on the shoulders of Donald J. Trump. His support of deep-sea fracking triggered this event, according to internationally renowned environmentalists former Vice President Al Gore and current House Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.”

Lemon added, “This earthquake happened perilously close to the infamous Bermuda Triangle, and had it been there, the results might have been catastrophic for all of Florida and parts of Montana which borders Florida to the West.”

Gore was not available to elaborate on his quoted comments because he was in his private jet flying to Greenland for a Global Warming Symposium.

There were no immediate reports of injuries in the wake of the undersea event.